I could mass murder a hundred people today, but when I walk through the door, my dog will be like, “Yay! Dad’s home!”
(via just-shower-thoughts)
(via vvillin)
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Asked by Anonymous
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
looooool
not looking my best, but here’s a lil love from you guys who keep checking on me 💕
Dunno why she’s worried. You always look good.
